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The Power Box Fucking Machine

The Power Box Fucking Machine

We have taken our best selling Locker Fucking machine and condensed its powerful motor, shaft assembly, mounts and other parts into an easily portable, compact unit. The result is the Power Box. We think of it as putting V8 engine into a sub compact car. These attributes make this fuck machine very versatile. Its easy to angle and lift to hit all the spots. Fuck's them in any position, doggy style, missionary, etc. The other major difference is this device uses the vac-u-lock adapter system. You can choose from 3 exciting attachments (sold separately) that will fulfill all your fucking needs. The attachments have a hole that slides right on the shaft of the Power Box. So its a simple, just plug in and plow.

It is powered by a 4.5 amp. motor. Comes with a control unit with a 3ft cord. 2 speeds are available, slow (40 rpm's) and fast (80 rpm's). You can adjust the stroke from 2 inches, 4 inches and 6 inches. The 2 inch gives a nice short fuck, while 6 inch is a really long fuck. The default stroke is set at 6 inches. The shaft is made out of durable 12 inch long and 1/2 diameter steel pipe.

Top Features:
  • Powerful
  • Compact
  • Lightweight
  • Concealable
  • Most Bang for the Buck
  • Reliable and Durable
  • Vaginal or Anal Plow Power

    Specs: 18 inches length x 10 inches height x 9 inches width. 
List Price: $718.50!
Price  $ 429.00
TLC Ceasar Fucking Machine

List price on this item is $937.00!! This is a steal!

Upgrade to the best around, The

Caesar 2.0 Love Machine. The

Caesar features a stable flat base

design, quite motor and and

adjustable settings for height,

angle and speed.

Price  $ 595.00
The Fucksall Fucking Adapter

The Fucksall Adapter is a high quality, affordable fucking tool. It is electro polished for a super smooth surface. It fits any vac-u-lock dildos, so you're not tied down to one particular cock. It can be used in the anus or vagina.

The Fucksall works on most Sawzall's or that type of reciprocating saw. It adapts the saw to the dildo in just seconds. Some saws you will need to remove the guard to attach. Note: The new style Ryobi reciprocating saws with the quick release will not work with the Fucksall. The old style is fine, it uses an allen screw to tighten the blade.

The adapter is 5 1/2 inches long and 1 inch wide.


Price  $ 74.99
The Ride On Ejaculating Sex Machine

OUT OF STOCK AT THIS TIME. PLEASE CONTACT.

This is a simple ride-on-top fucking machine with a comfortable neoprene exterior, and the added bonus of ejaculations. It is compact, easy to store, and comes with two dildos. It is capable of anywhere from 50 strokes per minute to a raging 350 strokes per minute. When it gets you ready, all you need do is push a button to feel it ejaculate deep inside of you.

The remote control allows easy operation by the rider or a partner. The A and B buttons determine speed. The C button causes the machine to ejaculate, and the D button starts or stops the machine. The ejaculate can be the liquid of your choice. You use the included syringe to inject it into the ejaculate reservoir. Since the machine plugs into the wall, you do not have to worry about going through a lot of batteries.


Features and Specifications
  • Main Body. It is made of Neoprene material.
  • Wireless Remote Control
  • One rabbit vibrator style dildo, measuring 5.5 inches in total length. It also has nubs for additional stimulation.
  • One smooth realistic dildo, measuring 5.25 inches in total length. It has a lifelike veins and cock head.
  • One injector syringe so you can place your favorite liquid into the machine.
  • The machine offers a 60mm stroke length.
  • Powered by any US standard 110V AC outlet.
  • The machine measures 8 inches tall, 7.5 inches wide and 12 inches long.
  • Ideal for both vaginal and anal penetration.
  • Small compact size means you can place this machine in most storage places.
  • Model built for USA voltage only.

  • Shipping Notice: Due to the size of this product we cannot ship to P.O. Boxes.
Price  $ 425.00
The Stockade Rear Penetration Fucking Machine
Please your partner with an experience of a life time. This fucking machine restrains the user in a fixed position allowing for optimal rear penetration. The optional waist restraint keeps the hips at the desired height to prevent unwanted movement. The unit controller allows for the user or their master to adjust the speed of the penetration. The fucking rod pivots allowing for many different angles.

This machine is quite, smooth and easy to use. This machine also features a tough steel body that is powder coated gloss black and also breaks down easily for compact storage or transportation.

Measurements and Power:
  • Size:
    • 20 x 17 x 12 inches (assembled)
    • 20 x 4 x 12 inches (disassembled)
  • Stroke Length- 1 inch to 5 inches, five positions.
  • Stroke Speeds- 0 to 130 strokes per minute.
  • Horsepower and Torque- One-Thirtieth HP, 13 in-lbs.

Standard Features:
  • Welded steel with gloss black powdercoat finish.
  • Adjustable legs.
  • Standard dildo system, platform arm with strap.
  • 10 foot power cord and 10 foot hand control.
  • 12 inch extension included.

Dildo System Options

Your Rear Penetration Fucking Machine comes with the standard attachment system (shown to the right). The Standard Dildo System consists of a welded steel platform arm and retaining strap. This strap is sewn from Velcro and webbing. This dildo system works well with most dildos that have a wide or flared base, particularly ones with balls.

Also available, and sold separately, is the Vac-U-Lock Dildo System (link below). This machined aluminum plug matches the shape used with Vac-U-Lock dildos. This system does require Vac-U-Lock dildos.

Note: Dildos are not included.

Which Dildo System is right for you?
This depends primarily on the type of dildos you own (or plan to purchase). If you do not own dildos presently, we highly recommend the Vac-U-Lock system. It is easier to use and extremely secure. Obviously, the most flexible solution is to own both dildo systems.

Important Notes:
  • Machine is for use only with 110/120 VAC.
  • Shown using optional vac-u-lock adapter, dildo, restraints and waist bar.


Extra Available Options:
  • Dildo Doubler.
  • Rear Penetration Waist Bar.
  • Vac-U-Lock Fucking Machine Adapter.
Price  $ 750.00
Vac-U-Lock Fucking Machine Adapter
Great upgrade for Rear Penetration, Probe Plus and Black Magic Fucking machines! Allows you to use a wider range of Vac-U-Lock dildos with these machines.

Important Note: Dildo Not Included.
Price  $ 80.00
Rear Penetration Waist Bar
Great addition to The Stockade Rear Penetration Fucking Machine as it provides support for better body placement. Can be adjusted to different heights to get your partner in the best and most comfortable position for rear penetration.
Price  $ 100.00
Dildo Doubler
Interested in double penetration? The Dildo Doubler lets you put two dildos on a single arm machine for double penetration! While this approach does not provide the control of a double-arm machine, it is a flexible DP solution. The Doubler fits all other models. The Dildo Doubler requires two Vac-U-Lock systems and appropriate dildos.
Price  $ 100.00
The FuckSall Fucking Kit

ITEM ON BACK ORDER. PLEASE INQUIRE FOR ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME.
This complete package is the way to go for care free FuckSall plowing. The fucksall adapter can be a hassle to get onto some saws but on this model just remove the guard and you're set. What we really liked about this Fuck Saw is its variable speed settings. Speed 1 is real slow so you get a nice pace. If you want more action the higher setting will give you an experience to remember. Buying the kit is more economical than ordering all the pieces separately.

Comes with:

  • Chicago Power Receipt Saw
  • 4.5 powerful amps.
  • 6 variable speed settings.
  • 1 inch full fuck stroke.
  • The Vac-U-Lock 8 inch dong
  • The FuckSall Adapter

The FuckSall adapter is electro polished and has a very smooth surface. You can penetrate with it alone if you like it raw or with any vac-u-lock attachment. The adapter is 5 1/2 inches long and 1 inch wide

Price  $ 149.95
8 inch Vac-u-Lock Dildo
This 8 x 1.5 inch beige rubber penis is an attachment dildo for our vac-u-lock fucking machines. It features thick-veined texture for realism.
Price  $ 9.50
8 Inch Realistic Black Cock
Your lover will beg you for more when you use this realistic big black cock attachment for your leather strap on harness or other Vac-U-Lock systems. Attach 8 inches of lifelike pleasure and penetrate away, away from the front, away from the back... whatever gets you off! Part of the Vac-U-Lock modular system, simply snap on for great strap on sex! Also perfect for fucking machines with Vac-U-Lok adapters.

8 inches long and 2 inches wide and 6.3 inches in circumference.
Price  $ 34.50
Kong The Realistic
A white flesh colored 9 inch cock and is made out of REALISTIC material. Is used in our Vac-U-Lock line of toys.
Price  $ 37.50
Natural Double Penetrator
An attachment for the Vac-U-Lock Line, This is a vinyl rubber double penetrator that is designed to stimulate anal and vaginal.
Price  $ 16.50
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